Jokes: Job interview

Akpos was looking for a job, so he came to a big company to make an inquiry concerning an advert that was placed by the company. Akpos being so eager didn't even read through the notice board properly before he dashed inside the company in search of the MD.

Little did he know that the job requires someone who has to be in different parts of the world. He met with the MD who decided to have an interview with him.

MD: Hello young man, what is your name?

Akpos: Good morning Bros, my name is Akpos.

MD: So, what can I do for you?

Akpos: I came concerning the notice placed by your company.

MD: Oh I see! I hope you know this job requires someone who has been to different parts of the world.

Akpos: Yes sir.

MD: That's good! So tell me, have you been to China?

Akpos: Yes sir, I lived there for 2 years. 

MD: Wow! That's great. How about London, have you been there before?

Akpos: Yes, of course, I lived there for 6 years.

MD: Interesting, how about the United States?

Akpos: I have been there sir, I lived there for 4 years.

MD: Hmmm! I see, then you must know a lot about Geography.

Akpos: Yes sir, I lived there for 7 years.
The MD fainted.